Friday, June 13, 2008

Car Talk

Along with it's parallel universe of cars, England comes with a completely different array of car talk. In the US we seem to have a list of basic questions we ask when we hear someone has gotten a new car.

If you're a girl it goes something like this:
Girl A: 'Oh, so you got a new car? What kind?'
Girl B: 'A new bug!'
Girl A: 'Cute! What color?'
Girl B: 'Baby blue.'
Girl A: 'Adorable! I'm so jealous!'

If you're a boy it goes something like this:
Boy A: 'Hey dude, what did you end up with?'
Boy B: 'It's a black F-150 extended cab, V-8.'
Boy A: 'Uh-huh. So what kind of power you got?'
Boy B: '250 horsepower, 28 cup holders.'
Boy A: 'What about mileage?'
Boy B: 'About 3 miles to the gallon.'
Boy A: 'That ain't bad, dude.'
Boy B: 'Yeah, dude, it's awesome.'

Please excuse my boy talk, I know it's not the best, but my point being is that things often discussed would be a) the engine size, usually termed as V-something, b) amount of horsepower, and c) gas mileage.

I've been privy to a few conversations about cars in these parts, and I can tell you the list of concerns are a bit strange. Perhaps a similar convo would go as follows (again, my apologies for totally messing this up):
Bloke A: 'Hey mate, did you get a new car?'
Bloke B: 'Why, yes I have, mate.'
Bloke A: 'What did you go for, mate?'
Bloke B: 'I went Italian.'
Bloke A: 'Fiat, Alfa?'
Bloke B: 'Fiat [insert Fiat model here].'
Bloke A: 'Awesome, mate. What size engine?'
Bloke B: 'It's a 1.2 litre.'
Bloke A: 'What's the reg?'
Bloke B: '06.'
Bloke A: 'How's the tax?'
Bloke B: 'Not bad, actually, 3rd from the bottom.'
Bloke A: 'That's cool, mate. Cuppa tea?'
Bloke B: 'That would be lovely.'
Bloke A: 'Biccie?'
Bloke B: 'Yes, please.'

Translation: you apparently take interest in the size of the engine in liters, the registration (aka, basically the year, plates now change about every six months, a car from the first half of 2007 would have a plate with an 07, second half would be 57) is even more particular than the model year and also indicates where the car originated via a fancy two letter code, and the plates essentially stay with the cars for life so are generally pretty telling. Finally, people seem to ask how much the car costs to tax, which is based entirely on emissions these days. Newer cars are generally better with these things and are therefore generally cheaper in this manner. Oh, and you can change plates on a car, it's just more restrictive. For example, I'm assuming that the plates on the hummer I saw yesterday that read 'HU52MER' were not the original plates and they paid a pretty penny to acquire them.

5 comments:

mark said...

comedy! think i would ask the engine size and the only way i'd understand is the litre size like 2.0 etc or in cc like my first car was a 1970s mini that was canary yellow and had a engine size of 998cc and my proudest moment was overtaking a ferrai in the fast lane on the way to college. it did shake at speeds over 60 though!
id also ask for the plate year or letter depending what era its from before 2000 it was done on letters so a car plate beginning with H would be from 1990 etc. then id ask number of doors (2 or 4) and colour but thats as far as my car knowledge goes...for me though i'd want the cheapest possible tax bracket and one that does amazing MPG...im liking the fiat 500 at the moment (but many say its too girly)

Buehler Recipes said...

http://zeropollutionmotors.us/
When we're driving cars powered by compressed air and water the conversation for guys will change only a bit, but remain the same for the girls?

Anonymous said...

Guys (like just about the entire survey group) also talk a lot about carburetors (whatever they are), and speed. And they usually assume the car talk stance when doing so -- feet a little more than shoulder width apart, knees locked, arms crossed, leaning backwards. They also talk in their deepest voice, and nod a lot. Shades complete the picture, even inside. Oh, and they don't directly face the person they are talking to, but rather stand kind of side to side. Beer is involved whenever possible.

Looks as if blokes talk about speed, too, but maybe that's after the cuppa and into the pint.

mark said...

a picture of a fiat 500:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Fiat-new-500-front.jpg

Lisa Katzke said...

For the American guy one, you forgot to include some bragging about a Hemi. ;)